When people say, ';Cover your a.s.s, do they have coupons for calamine lotion?

Calamine feels mighty fine, pour it all over your behind.When people say, ';Cover your a.s.s, do they have coupons for calamine lotion?
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat???When people say, ';Cover your a.s.s, do they have coupons for calamine lotion?
I guess if it itches...
Oh my God, that is the funniest thing I've ever heard!
I think Pampers is having a truckload sale actually.